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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
Who died and left you in charge?
Do your own damn laundry!
And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

What do I look like, your maid?

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